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Disgruntled Outpost
Originals.

Disgruntled Outpost Originals is the current catalog lane for products classified by the site’s existing merchandising evidence as part of the Disgruntled Outpost brand. Apparel and design products lead this issue. The catalog also includes a Gift Card when available.

20 live products12 apparel/design-led items1 Gift Card

Original issue / live catalog

Apparel and design first.

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"0300 Ambush Survivor" Tactical Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

"0300 Ambush Survivor" Tactical Tee

0300 Ambush Survivor is veteran-dad humor for anyone who has made the late-night movement across a dark house and found the one toy left in the walking path. Front: Disgruntled Outpost 0300 Ambush Survivor unit-style chest badge. Back: Tactical Report checklist graphic built around the familiar hazards of overnight dad duty. Product details: 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed 6.1 oz fabric, relaxed fit, tubular knit construction, and double-needle stitched hems. Use the variant selector for current sizes and colors. Care: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not dry clean.

$34.99–$42.99

Authorized Use of Force Graphic Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

Authorized Use of Force Graphic Tee

Authorized Use of Force is a Disgruntled Outpost graphic tee built around a satirical technical-layout design. The artwork pairs veteran-style humor with a heavyweight streetwear presentation. Printed on a Shaka Wear 7.5 oz heavyweight tee. Use the variant selector for current colors, sizes, and pricing. Care: Follow the garment care instructions and avoid high heat when possible to help preserve the print.

$34.99–$54.99

CUSTOM DESIGNATOR TEE

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

CUSTOM DESIGNATOR TEE

Your unit. Your history. Your details. The Custom Designator Tee is the personalized option in the Disgruntled Outpost lineup. Use the personalization controls shown on the product page to provide the supported design details for your order. Review your personalization carefully before submitting the order. Available options, sizes, colors, pricing, and fulfillment details are shown on the product page. This is a Disgruntled Outpost custom apparel item and does not represent official military issue or affiliation.

$34.99–$42.99

Disgruntled Outpost Core Brand Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

Disgruntled Outpost Core Brand Tee

The Disgruntled Outpost Core Brand Tee carries the HQ identity in a straightforward everyday graphic tee for veterans, supporters, and anyone who appreciates the brand's dark-humor approach to civilian life. Use the variant selector for current sizes, colors, pricing, and availability. This is Disgruntled Outpost lifestyle apparel and does not represent official military issue or affiliation.

$34.99–$54.99

Duty Roster: Barracks Watch Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

Duty Roster: Barracks Watch Tee

A Disgruntled Outpost graphic tee built around the familiar barracks-watch duty roster: CQ, Fire Watch, Staff Duty, and the slots everyone remembers. Choose your current size and color from the variant selector. This design is intended as veteran humor and does not represent an official military-issued item. Care: Follow the garment care instructions and avoid high heat when possible to help preserve the print.

$34.99–$54.99

SITREP: STATUS GREEN — STANDARD ISSUE HEAVYWEIGHT TEE

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

SITREP: STATUS GREEN — STANDARD ISSUE HEAVYWEIGHT TEE

SITREP: STATUS GREEN is a Disgruntled Outpost graphic tee built around the morning readiness checklist: perimeter secured, coffee status assessed, and daily operations underway. The front carries a distressed flag chest graphic. The back features the full ‘SITREP Status: Green’ checklist design. Product details: Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit, double-needle stitched seams, and tubular construction with no side seams. Use the variant selector for current sizes, colors, pricing, and availability. Care: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. Turn inside out before washing to help preserve the printed graphics. This is Disgruntled Outpost lifestyle apparel and does not represent official military issue or affiliation.

$34.99–$42.99

The "DD-214 Security Protocol" Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

The "DD-214 Security Protocol" Tee

The DD-214 Security Protocol Tee turns the familiar post-service boundary into a military-warning-plate parody for veterans who take their downtime seriously. The design uses a double-bordered warning placard on the back with a smaller chest graphic on the front. Product details: 100% cotton, 6.0 oz heavyweight fabric, relaxed fit, and tear-away label. Use the variant selector for current sizes, colors, pricing, and availability. This is a parody apparel design and does not represent an official military document, warning, or issued item.

$34.99–$42.99

THE "FATHERHOOD" DEPLOYMENT TEE

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

THE "FATHERHOOD" DEPLOYMENT TEE

The Fatherhood Deployment Tee is a Disgruntled Outpost veteran-dad design built around the shift from service life to the daily responsibilities of family life. A minimalist row of military- and family-inspired icons keeps the design understated while carrying the fatherhood theme. Product details: 100% cotton, 6.0 oz heavyweight fabric, relaxed fit, and tear-away neck label. Use the variant selector for current sizes, colors, pricing, and availability. This is Disgruntled Outpost lifestyle apparel and does not represent official military issue or affiliation.

$34.99–$42.99

The "Operational Re-Class" Heavyweight Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

The "Operational Re-Class" Heavyweight Tee

A heavyweight Disgruntled Outpost tee with a distressed Operational Re-Class design built around the idea of translating old military identifiers into post-service life. Available in faded colorways and multiple sizes. Check the variant selector for current options and pricing. Care: Follow the garment care instructions and avoid high heat when possible to help preserve the print.

$34.99–$42.99

The "Task Force: Dad Core" Patch Heavyweight Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

The "Task Force: Dad Core" Patch Heavyweight Tee

The Task Force: Dad Core Tee pairs military-inspired unit-patch styling with the everyday realities of fatherhood. The front chest carries a circular Task Force: Dad graphic, while the back uses a SITREP-style checklist built around coffee, household logistics, and toddler operations. Product details: American Apparel 1301GD heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, with a Disgruntled Outpost inside neck print. Use the variant selector for current sizes, colors, pricing, and availability. Designed by Disgruntled Outpost as veteran-dad lifestyle apparel; it does not represent official military issue or affiliation.

$34.99–$42.99

The Standard Issue – Distressed Flag Graphic Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

The Standard Issue – Distressed Flag Graphic Tee

A distressed flag graphic tee from Disgruntled Outpost with a subdued, unit-inspired look. Built for customers who prefer understated military-style streetwear over loud graphics. Available in multiple colors and sizes. Use the variant selector for current options and pricing. This is a Disgruntled Outpost apparel design and does not imply official military issue or affiliation. Care: Follow the garment care instructions and avoid high heat when possible to help preserve the print.

$34.99–$42.99

UXO Detected Technical Blueprint Tee

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / T-Shirt

UXO Detected Technical Blueprint Tee

WARNING: UXO DETECTED. The UXO Detected Technical Blueprint Tee turns the language of an unexploded-ordnance warning into a veteran-humor graphic for chaotic civilian environments. The design uses a high-contrast technical blueprint layout on a heavyweight Shaka Wear tee with a boxy fit, crew neck, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and double-needle stitched hems. Use the variant selector for current sizes, colors, pricing, and availability. This is a parody apparel design and does not represent an official explosive-ordnance warning or military-issued item.

$34.99–$42.99

"Fueling the Disgruntled" Official Coffee Mug (11, 15oz)

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Mug

"Fueling the Disgruntled" Official Coffee Mug (11, 15oz)

A ceramic accent mug featuring the Disgruntled Outpost HQ badge, with a contrasting colored interior and matching C-handle. Available in 11 oz and 15 oz capacities for coffee, tea, or your preferred daily fuel. Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe.

$9.99–$15.99

40oz Insulated Travel Mug — D.O. Outdoor Supply Tumbler with Handle

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Tumbler

40oz Insulated Travel Mug — D.O. Outdoor Supply Tumbler with Handle

A 40 oz insulated travel mug with a handle, tapered base, and Disgruntled Outpost outdoor-supply branding. Built for commutes, workdays, road trips, and long shifts when you want a large-capacity drink close at hand. The insulated construction is designed to help maintain beverage temperature. Use the product options to select your preferred color. Capacity: 40 oz.

$49.99

D.O. HQ Low-Profile Operator Cap

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Hats

D.O. HQ Low-Profile Operator Cap

A low-profile Disgruntled Outpost cap with an embroidered D.O. HQ patch and adjustable rear closure. Designed as an understated everyday option for work, travel, range days, and off-duty wear. One size with multiple color options. Check the variant selector for current availability.

$24.99

PRE-ORDER — 0400 Committee Founding Member Patch | Founding Batch

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Accessories

PRE-ORDER — 0400 Committee Founding Member Patch | Founding Batch

PRE-ORDER — FOUNDING BATCH The 0400 Committee Founding Member Patch is a Disgruntled Outpost community morale patch for those who are up before the day starts. High-durability PVC construction with hook-and-loop backing. Pre-order notice: This is a Disgruntled Outpost community item and does not imply official military affiliation.

$8.99

The "Domestic Roster" Heavy-Duty Car Magnet

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Car Accessories

The "Domestic Roster" Heavy-Duty Car Magnet

The Domestic Roster car magnet uses a minimalist row of military- and family-inspired icons as a low-key Disgruntled Outpost nod to the shift from service life to fatherhood. Made with a white vinyl face and black magnetic backing with a matte finish. Suitable for compatible magnetic vehicle or toolbox surfaces. Production details: Digital-direct printed and made in the USA from globally sourced materials. A white base may show through portions of darker designs. Care: Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. Remove and clean the magnet and mounting surface periodically and follow normal precautions for vehicle magnets.

$9.99

The Declaration of Disgruntlement Can Cooler

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Accessories

The Declaration of Disgruntlement Can Cooler

The Declaration of Disgruntlement Can Cooler is a double-sided Disgruntled Outpost beverage sleeve built for cookouts, tailgates, backyard grills, road trips, and any operation involving a cold 12 oz can. The front features the ‘Life, Liberty, & The Pursuit of Caffeine’ graphic. The reverse carries the HQ Re-Education Supply seal and ‘Hurry Up and Wait’ branding. Product details: Double-sided print, matte black finish, and an insulating sleeve designed to help reduce condensation and slow warming during use. Sized for standard 12 oz cans. This is a Disgruntled Outpost original lifestyle accessory and does not imply official military affiliation.

$9.99

Veteran Dad Water Bottle — 'Department of Disillusionment' DD-214 Parody Stainless Steel Bottle

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Water Bottle

Veteran Dad Water Bottle — 'Department of Disillusionment' DD-214 Parody Stainless Steel Bottle

A stainless-steel Disgruntled Outpost water bottle featuring the Department of Disillusionment DD-214 parody design for veteran dads and anyone who appreciates post-service humor. Available in 12 oz, 18 oz, and 32 oz sizes. Select the capacity that fits your routine. Insulated stainless-steel construction makes it a practical everyday option for work, travel, the gym, or the range.

$29.99–$39.99

Disgruntled Outpost Gift Card

Disgruntled Outpost Originals / Gift Card

Disgruntled Outpost Gift Card

Give someone the choice of Disgruntled Outpost gear with a store gift card. Available in $10, $25, $50, and $100 denominations for eligible purchases through the Disgruntled Outpost Shopify store. Gift card use is subject to store terms and applicable law.

$10.00–$100.00

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